Having summoned to dinner a few days of the distinguished and famous friends from childhood, I made a strategic supply of various drinks at a popular local mall in a desperate and misguided attempt to save some money, but the opposite after paying the cashier, I noticed that the smiling, polite and painted cashier rounded quietly in his favor, my already exorbitant little sum.
seeks guidance on the operation to the strange young girl, as I have had amazing response to the absence, in its bulging cash, coins of one and two cents just had to round upward, except that, not pay by credit card or debit card, but I have not used for personal reasons I left magnetic cards for payment in the supermarket checkout some of my money.
Everyone remembers the normal rounding upward and usually perpetrated with impunity by all retailers at the time of Lira Italy, but no one complained because now sadly accustomed to the curious modus operandi of Italica invention.
With the advent of the European single currency outlandish, boldly called Euro, the clever little game crashed instantly, including by dell'assillante drumming and information campaign that warned solemnly that even with the new currency cents were worth a lot, like not remembering fondly the cute and sprightly granny star of television commercials, which in the clumsy attempt to extract and count the pennies out from his wallet before the war originated queues at the cash generation.
It should also be taken into account, that Lira nostrana all the various and significant rounding were not quantified in the relevant receipts, which means that a medium-sized supermarket is found in 200-300000 Lira its coffers at least a day and as they say in the pleasant peninsula, "in black .
Noting a while time a mysterious shortage of coins from one and two cents, I insisted to various institutions both private and public reason, but only recently a personal friend, banker to the highest level, he becomes a participant who has long sagacious ECB has suspended the minting of coins by one and two cents for "technical" problems!
A brand that for "technical" problems did not coin money, can not be true, although the actual chemical composition of the alloy used to produce horrendous coins from one, two and five cents is still undetectable by many experts from the steel, astrophysicists at NASA and also the last living alchemists druids. Perhaps
technical problems in question are to be charged to the closure of the mines secret places on the planet Mars, where they came from the precious metal and alien.
Maybe this was the explanation of the arcane question, but apparently the dark and disturbing truth is to be found in the lobbies of commercial pressures, surely only Italy, on shaky ECB, which are so influential and powerful as to cause the same to ridicule for their own account in front of over 400 million Europeans.
Soon, finished stocks held privately and for early withdrawal from circulation due to the deterioration of the flash funny coins, rounding, the upside will be de facto required with the poor paying in cash, to the delight and amusement of all tycoons owners of shopping malls, with the illicit proceeds carousing in the company derisively mocking their respective customers.
is to follow the ECB will sentence tragicomic sadly that inflation has raised its head, thanks a lot with the higher price for the disposal of pennies also my good grandfather would have thought, and without having the necessary two or three degrees Colorful European spokesperson for the feast, who preach the same music constantly out of tune: "The ECB protect you, do not worry."
Lastly I appeal to all consumers, because they always require their pennies in the rest, in order to make life hard to glowing corporations and commercial companies responsible for the impoverishment common to all of us.
Bertana by Barbariga
Everyone remembers the normal rounding upward and usually perpetrated with impunity by all retailers at the time of Lira Italy, but no one complained because now sadly accustomed to the curious modus operandi of Italica invention.
With the advent of the European single currency outlandish, boldly called Euro, the clever little game crashed instantly, including by dell'assillante drumming and information campaign that warned solemnly that even with the new currency cents were worth a lot, like not remembering fondly the cute and sprightly granny star of television commercials, which in the clumsy attempt to extract and count the pennies out from his wallet before the war originated queues at the cash generation.
It should also be taken into account, that
Noting a while time a mysterious shortage of coins from one and two cents, I insisted to various institutions both private and public reason, but only recently a personal friend, banker to the highest level, he becomes a participant who has long sagacious ECB has suspended the minting of coins by one and two cents for "technical" problems!
A brand that for "technical" problems did not coin money, can not be true, although the actual chemical composition of the alloy used to produce horrendous coins from one, two and five cents is still undetectable by many experts from the steel, astrophysicists at NASA and also the last living alchemists druids. Perhaps
technical problems in question are to be charged to the closure of the mines secret places on the planet Mars, where they came from the precious metal and alien.
Maybe this was the explanation of the arcane question, but apparently the dark and disturbing truth is to be found in the lobbies of commercial pressures, surely only Italy, on shaky ECB, which are so influential and powerful as to cause the same to ridicule for their own account in front of over 400 million Europeans.
Soon, finished stocks held privately and for early withdrawal from circulation due to the deterioration of the flash funny coins, rounding, the upside will be de facto required with the poor paying in cash, to the delight and amusement of all tycoons owners of shopping malls, with the illicit proceeds carousing in the company derisively mocking their respective customers.
is to follow the ECB will sentence tragicomic sadly that inflation has raised its head, thanks a lot with the higher price for the disposal of pennies also my good grandfather would have thought, and without having the necessary two or three degrees Colorful European spokesperson for the feast, who preach the same music constantly out of tune: "The ECB
Lastly I appeal to all consumers, because they always require their pennies in the rest, in order to make life hard to glowing corporations and commercial companies responsible for the impoverishment common to all of us.
Bertana by Barbariga
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